about Andy - her fake penis
Huffman had to be
taught how to hold a penis for the new movie 'Transamerica'. The blonde
actress, who plays a transsexual in the film, says she had no idea how
to maneuver the phony phallus, which she nicknamed Andy.
revealed: "I had to wear
this water bottle under my arm and squeeze it. The whole thing was
terrifying. In hindsight, it's very funny, as I had to take lessons in
how to hold Andy the right way. I mean, how do you hold him
when you pee? Which hand do you use?"
star admits she struggled to get used to having a penis but soon got
attached to the fake appendage! She told Britain's Heat magazine: "When
I first began wearing Andy, it was different, I have to say.
I know this sounds trite, but I understood why it's all guys think
I put it in my girdle and it was all I thought about! It was sticking
and moving around. It was very odd."
DVD of the movie, Transamerica
is due in mid-May 2006 and if you don't know anything about it, here's
some info: In Transamerica, A female actor (Felicity Huffman)
a man attempting to pass as a woman. And while the movie certainly
its share of laughs, it's anything but a slapstick comedy. Huffman
Bree, formerly known as Stanley, who has taken the hormones, had the
and tucks, and undergone the therapy she needs to become a "real"
Just a week away from her final, definitive surgery, she receives a
from an imprisoned teenager claiming to be Stanley's son. When her
forces her to deal with the situation, a reluctant Bree flies to New
City to bail out Toby (Kevin Zegers), a brash, insecure hustler who
of becoming a porn star. Before she knows it, she's driving Toby across
the country, and the two slowly form a bond, even as Bree hides her
identity from the son determined to find his father. 'Transamerica'
easily have descended into farce, but first-time writer/director Duncan
Tucker displays a veteran's touch with both the acting and the story,
the end result is a touching, honest, provocative movie about the joy
pain of discovering who you really are.
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following are excerpts
from various American & British medical journals recorded in the
Room and "Casualty" treatment center as they call them in Britain:
Californian doctor examining
a young woman with abdominal pains asked her if she was sexually
She said that she wasn't. A later examination showed that she was
Asked why she said that she was not sexually active, the woman
'cause I'm not, I just
there!". When asked
if she knew who the father was, with a puzzled look she replied " No...
Who is it?"
Michigan, a man came into
the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had
rat in her" and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his
if was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
hobbled into the Casualty
complaining of a permanent erection. He admitted to doctors that while
on holiday in Cuba, he frequented many brothels, and in one he was
some erectile cream to keep him hard. He was told to use it sparingly.
However, since he was having so much fun, he kept using more and more.
By the time he came to hospital, all the blood vessels in his penis
swollen and his testicles had ballooned in size. Doctors could do
except prescribe painkillers, and told him that it would return to
in a few days. They also told him to enjoy his erection while it
because it was most likely going to be his last.
Kentucky, a woman complained
of a purple discharge from her vagina. She thought it might have
to do with the diaphragm that her doctor had recently given her. "I
all the instructions to the letter," she told her doctor, "and used it
with the jelly." When asked
kind of jelly she
had used, she replied, "grape."
THE BUM SQUAD!
World War II veteran came
into a London clinic with a hemorrhoid problem. One painful pile would
often hang down from the man's anus and he was in the habit of pushing
it back up with an artillery shell. On this occasion, the shell got
Doctors were going to remove it
man told them the
shell was still live. So the hospital called in the army bomb disposal
squad, who built a lead box around the man's anus to defuse the shell
it could be removed.
in his mid-fifties
did a "Loraina Bobbit" on himself in a drunken rage and ended up in the
ER. The urologist thought that he could reattach the man's genitalia,
it could be recovered and if it was in good condition. The police were
dispatched to the man's house and the search was on. During the search
one of the officers heard a choking sound coming from the man's poodle
that was sitting in the corner. After a brief fight the officer was
to retrieve the man's jewels from the dog's mouth. Upon careful
of the remaining parts by the urologist, it was decided that the man
need to learn to pee while sitting. However, the officer was given a
from his precinct for medical assistance above and beyond the call of
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