Richard Branson...
the Medical Fetishist?
This
article about Richard
Branson's promotion of his new cellular service for Canada was both a
huge
hit and a bit of a controversy, so if you didn't see it on TV or read
or
hear about, we've got some clips and pics for you...
"Sir
Richard Branson,
chairman of Virgin Group and founder of the newly launched Virgin
Mobile
Canada, could’ve been mistaken for a Hollywood North action
scene:
Dressed in red tights and padded with faux muscle, Branson flew down a
zip wire from the top of a sky-high LCD display, red smoke billowing
from
his boots. While the popular dance tune 'Call Me' blared from
several
speakers in Dundas Square in downtown Toronto, Branson then climbed
aboard
a monster truck that crushed the competition by driving over three cars
labeled High Rates, Completely Confusing Mobile Service
Contract
and Hidden Fees. And what’s a Virgin launch
without beautiful women?
Branson then 'freed customers chained in by long-term contracts' by
ripping
the chains off three statuesque models dressed up as nurses..."
That
was from the Digital
Journal by David Silverberg and if that doesn't sound very fetishy,
we'll
eat our stethoscopes!
HAPPY
NURSE lyrics
by Bjork
After
watching this ????
lady
I
noticed that she was a
poor nurse
She
knows exactly what people
need
Without
them having to tell
her
She's a
poor nurse
She
knows what you hunger
for
And
feeds it to you
The
Nurse was also my friend
She gave
me friendship in
abundance
Smothered
me with hugs and
kisses
I've got
used to her injection
And they
often send me stupid
It could
become a habit
She gave
me friendship in
abundance
Smothered
me with hugs and
kisses
She
invites me to a soft
room
And
hands me a piece of
confidence
She
injects me with a dose
of warmth
It dawns
upon me that humans
are the only drug
She's
a poor nurse
She
knows what you hunger
for
And
feeds it to you
But
then I bought myself
a
Small
rubber dingy when
she told me
He who
was up a mountain
(??)
Because
she wanted everyone
To give
her
Love and
affection
Her
breast was
Great
and soft
Incredibly
great,
Great
and soft
And
could squirt
A long
way!
A great
distance...
She's
a poor nurse
This
careless woman
Don't
hate her
She's a
poor nurse
She
knows what you
Hunger
for
And
feeds it to you
She's a
poor nurse
This
careless woman
Don't
hate her
She's a
poor nurse
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Dr. Morteau...
We'd
like to welcome our
newest member of the Medical Toys team! Born into a family of medical
practitioners
on a small island near the Philippines, Dr. Morteau found himself
orphaned
at the age of eight when his parents fell victim to civil war. He was
taken
in by an aboriginal tribe, and was more or less adopted by the local
Medicine
Man, who immediately recognized his inherent healing
abilities.
He began an apprenticeship with the shaman, who taught Morteau many
strange
ancient methods in the healing arts. He also witnessed the tribe's
territorial
penchant for wars, by which he learned unique ways to use the medicinal
arts as a form of inflicting punishment on enemies and prisoners,
obviously
taking his medical training to a rather sinister side.
Later
in his early twenties,
Dr. Morteau was discovered by a European anthropologist, while visiting
and studying the island's culture. He was fascinated by Dr. Morteau's
unusual
medical training (himself being a Medical Fetish aficionado!), so he
decided
to invite Morteau back to Europe to further his studies and perfect his
techniques.
Making
his next home in Romania,
Morteau picked up a
series
of new and often
surreptitious techniques, the nature of which forced him to keep his
studies
quiet and out of the public eye. However, he found that Romania was yet
another place of unrest and tyrannical authorities, so he fled to
California,
where he found work with the Medical Toys family, who offer him the
freedom
to continue his own kinky brand of medical treatment without
interruption.
Dr.
Morteau, will be appearing
from time to time throughout our website and we look forward to adding
some of his unique medical methodologies! He is definitely the Mad
Scientist
and the Evil Doctor who can sends chills, thrills and fears into any
unsuspecting
patient (as you can see above with Nurse Cindy!)
Name that pill!
In
pharmacology, all drugs
have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the
trade
name for Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and
Advil
is ibuprofen.
Recently,
the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled
on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also
considered
were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix,
and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer
Corp. is about to make an announcement that Viagra will soon be
available
in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable
for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff
one. Obviously we
can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive will give new
meaning
to the names of cocktails, highballs and a good old fashioned stiff
drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of (Yahoo),
Mount
& Do.
The long
term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered:
Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants
and
Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by
the
year 2030, there will be a large
number
of people wandering
around with huge breasts and large erections who can't remember what to
do with them.
Institutional
Bondage...
For all
of our straitjacket
and institutional bondage fanatics, we continue to add even more great
products and items to hold you captivated! We now have a leather
straitjacket
along with our heavy duty actual straitjacket and the PVC vinyl
straitjacket...
The making of a leather straitjacket requires the highest quality, the
most sumptuous and supple leather, handcrafted workmanship par
excellence
all in a classic institutional design. Perfect for long term
sessions,
it is amazingly restrictive... no matter what size you are, from tiny
to
big, small to tall and everything in between! Size 1 fits small
(Men's
34-36 or Women's 2-4) up to large (Men's 42-44 or Women's 14-16)
Size 2
fits x-large (Men's
46 or Women's 18 up to xxx-large (Men's 52 or Women's 24)... to
see
more details or order it (or any of our straitjackets) go to: Institutional
Page at MedicalToys.com
Go
Sir Branson!!...
spread the seeds of fun and fetish in the open minded spirit of
adventure
that it is all about!
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