Richard Branson... the Medical Fetishist?
This article about Richard
Branson's promotion of his new cellular service for Canada was both a huge
hit and a bit of a controversy, so if you didn't see it on TV or read or
hear about, we've got some clips and pics for you...
"Sir Richard Branson,
chairman of Virgin Group and founder of the newly launched Virgin Mobile
Canada, could’ve been mistaken for a Hollywood North action scene:
Dressed in red tights and padded with faux muscle, Branson flew down a
zip wire from the top of a sky-high LCD display, red smoke billowing from
his boots. While the popular dance tune 'Call Me' blared from several
speakers in Dundas Square in downtown Toronto, Branson then climbed aboard
a monster truck that crushed the competition by driving over three cars
labeled High Rates, Completely Confusing Mobile Service Contract
and
Hidden Fees. And what’s a Virgin launch without beautiful women?
Branson then 'freed customers chained in by long-term contracts' by ripping
the chains off three statuesque models dressed up as nurses..."
That was from the Digital
Journal by David Silverberg and if that doesn't sound very fetishy, we'll
eat our stethoscopes!
HAPPY NURSE lyrics
by Bjork
After watching this ????
lady
I noticed that she was a
poor nurse
She knows exactly what people
need
Without them having to tell
her
She's a poor nurse
She knows what you hunger
for
And feeds it to you
The Nurse was also my friend
She gave me friendship in
abundance
Smothered me with hugs and
kisses
I've got used to her injection
And they often send me stupid
It could become a habit
She gave me friendship in
abundance
Smothered me with hugs and
kisses
She invites me to a soft
room
And hands me a piece of
confidence
She injects me with a dose
of warmth
It dawns upon me that humans
are the only drug
She's a poor nurse
She knows what you hunger
for
And feeds it to you
But then I bought myself
a
Small rubber dingy when
she told me
He who was up a mountain
(??)
Because she wanted everyone
To give her
Love and affection
Her breast was
Great and soft
Incredibly great,
Great and soft
And could squirt
A long way!
A great distance...
She's a poor nurse
This careless woman
Don't hate her
She's a poor nurse
She knows what you
Hunger for
And feeds it to you
She's a poor nurse
This careless woman
Don't hate her
She's a poor nurse
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Dr. Morteau...
We'd like to welcome our
newest member of the Medical Toys team! Born into a family of medical practitioners
on a small island near the Philippines, Dr. Morteau found himself orphaned
at the age of eight when his parents fell victim to civil war. He was taken
in by an aboriginal tribe, and was more or less adopted by the local Medicine
Man, who immediately recognized his inherent healing abilities.
He began an apprenticeship with the shaman, who taught Morteau many strange
ancient methods in the healing arts. He also witnessed the tribe's territorial
penchant for wars, by which he learned unique ways to use the medicinal
arts as a form of inflicting punishment on enemies and prisoners, obviously
taking his medical training to a rather sinister side.
Later in his early twenties,
Dr. Morteau was discovered by a European anthropologist, while visiting
and studying the island's culture. He was fascinated by Dr. Morteau's unusual
medical training (himself being a Medical Fetish aficionado!), so he decided
to invite Morteau back to Europe to further his studies and perfect his
techniques.
Making his next home in Romania,
Morteau picked up a
series of new and often
surreptitious techniques, the nature of which forced him to keep his studies
quiet and out of the public eye. However, he found that Romania was yet
another place of unrest and tyrannical authorities, so he fled to California,
where he found work with the Medical Toys family, who offer him the freedom
to continue his own kinky brand of medical treatment without interruption.
Dr. Morteau, will be appearing
from time to time throughout our website and we look forward to adding
some of his unique medical methodologies! He is definitely the Mad Scientist
and the Evil Doctor who can sends chills, thrills and fears into any unsuspecting
patient (as you can see above with Nurse Cindy!)
Name that pill!
In pharmacology, all drugs
have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade
name for Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil
is ibuprofen.
Recently,
the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled
on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud,
dixafix,
and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer
Corp. is about to make an announcement that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we
can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive will give new meaning
to the names of cocktails, highballs and a good old fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of (Yahoo), Mount
& Do.
The long
term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered:
Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and
Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the
year 2030, there will be a large
number of people wandering
around with huge breasts and large erections who can't remember what to
do with them.
Institutional
Bondage...
For all of our straitjacket
and institutional bondage fanatics, we continue to add even more great
products and items to hold you captivated! We now have a leather straitjacket
along with our heavy duty actual straitjacket and the PVC vinyl straitjacket...
The making of a leather straitjacket requires the highest quality, the
most sumptuous and supple leather, handcrafted workmanship par excellence
all in a classic institutional design. Perfect for long term sessions,
it is amazingly restrictive... no matter what size you are, from tiny to
big, small to tall and everything in between! Size 1 fits small (Men's
34-36 or Women's 2-4) up to large (Men's 42-44 or Women's 14-16)
Size 2 fits x-large (Men's
46 or Women's 18 up to xxx-large (Men's 52 or Women's 24)... to see
more details or order it (or any of our straitjackets) go to: Institutional
Page at MedicalToys.com
Go Sir Branson!!...
spread the seeds of fun and fetish in the open minded spirit of adventure
that it is all about!
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